Thursday, October 6, 2011

mundane Refocusing, Getting SMART!

As part of our new Rebuilding and Restructuring Agenda's the mundane bored of director's has decided to adopt SMART goals:
  • S stands for straight, maybe, i mean not sexually..wait a minute
  • S stands for Struggle...all posts must be a pain in the ass.
  • M stands for Meaningless.  That was easy.  All post must leave the poster with a feeling of emptiness and regret.
  • A stands for Arrested Development.  Not the TV show or the band (if there was one), but for the state of mind.  Look for lot's of Dr. Bellow's and Talking Heads references. 
  • R stands for Racist.........................scratch that.
  • R stands for......
  • R stands for.........
  • Ah, Fuck It, R stands for Racist....no wait.
  • R stands for Recruitment.  Let's try to trick some other fools to write this crap.
  • T stands for Tamarisk Restaurant.
The bored has also decided not to end any posts with clever lines.  And less pictures.

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